Government announces parents should drop their babies on their heads if...

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In an effort to help parents who idolize the likes of Julius Malema, Fikile Mbalula and police minister Bheki Cele and want their children...

“When it’s nighttime here, it is nighttime everywhere else in the...

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Eskom says four generation units broke down on Monday, severely constraining the power generation system and also forcing Eskom to implement stage load-shedding at...

Man who says he can’t even remember how clean water tastes...

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In an attempt to remember what could have tricked him to vote for the current ruling party in the country, a local man, Eric...

“Potholes can help you become a better driver. South Africa has...

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Transport minister in South Africa sister Fikile Lolo Mbalula was recently asked how many potholes the country has in a recent written parliamentary Question...

“New speed cameras are so sharp they can even see your...

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The department of Transport in South Africa is on a mission to catch and arrest all speedsters on the country's roads. In one of their...

“English should be taught in Zulu and other African languages. We...

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Saying that the reason why children in South Africa have poor reading comprehension skills is that they are being taught in a ‘foreign language’,...

Man of God steals R90m from Pretoria church, flees to America...

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  Born and raised in Nigeria, pastor Clement Ibe of the Bethesda Christian Centre (BCC) in Pretoria came to Mzansi some years ago in search...

Four cops who stole petrol considering applying for R350 Social Relief...

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Saying that they might never ever get jobs again in the police force because of their love for petrol and money, four police officers...

Eskom says people must learn to build a fire if they...

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Blaming the recent rains that even caused floods in some other parts of South Africa for causing a lack of water in the country...

Ramaphosa finally falls asleep after counting sheep after struggling to fall...

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President Cyril Ramaphosa found it hard to fall asleep last night. He tried very hard to close his eyes for hours and fake his...

Hundreds of people queue outside KFC to use the bathroom while...

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Managers at a local KFC were very excited on Monday morning when they saw hundreds if not thousands of people queuing outside a their...

“Government should print more money instead of borrowing money from World...

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Saying that if South Africa accepts anymore loans from the World Bank or anyone else this would mean that the country is being sold...

R500 billion relief fund was actually eaten by rats while Ramaphosa...

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A Stupid Investigating Unit (SIU) report into the state's spending on its response to the Covid pandemic was made public on Tuesday. In the...

Hands, eyes and legs will no longer be required to drive...

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South Africans were very excited on Tuesday morning to hear that hands, eyes and legs will no longer be required to drive on the...

Mbalula wears gloves to protect himself from road accidents

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On Tuesday, South African transport minister Fikile Mbalula wore gloves to show how serious he is about road safety. "Gloves protect us from germs, accidents...

BREAKING: Handbag looks like Jacob Zuma

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Malema tells international brands KFC and McDonald’s to start cooking their...

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EFF leader Julius Malema says he does not understand why international brands KFC and McDonald's operate in South Africa if they do not want...

Malema promises white people he will give them permanent SA citizenship...

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Realizing that he might never become the president of South Africa in his life because most black people only come to his rallies only...

“We didn’t want to print matric results because we want to...

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In an effort to save trees and reduce pollution and therefore save nature, the department of Education in South Africa had planned to not...