In their attempt to leave South Africans in the dark forever and to shut down the economy of the country, power utility Eskom announced on Wednesday morning that they will be moving the country¬† from load shedding stages 2,3, 4,5 and 6 to a new stage called stage ‘Fokol Forever’ by December this year , “We are moving in the right direction. We are in the right direction to destroying both small and big businesses and people’s livelihoods.” the power utility said on Wednesday.

“We are on the right path to collapsing the country’s economy and to leave everyone in total darkness. Just give us until December this year and then you will see, electricity will be a thing of the past”, the power utility told satire website Clowns In Suits journalists on Wednesday.

“We started with these other small stages of load shedding so people can get used to the concept of not having electricity. Now we are moving to the real thing… Load shedding stage Fokol Forever, where people won’t have electricity for a year, day and night.” Eskom said in their conclusion.

Some parts of the country were already experiencing stage Fokol Forever at the time of writing.


*Satire(Satire news is not real news)


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